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Post them here! As many as you want!

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Le Crappy jokes:
#1. I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
#2. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
#3. How do you organize a party in space? You planet
I'll be here all week

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

This thread used to be under control. But then an arrow to the knee joke was posted.

What did one plate say to the other?

Food's on me tonight.

Do you want a funny chemistry joke?
Sorry, all the good ones argon.

How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.

what sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

a nervous wreck.