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[Constructer97]

Two Dragons in a bar. One says to the other...
"God, its hot in here"
The other dragon replies
"shut your mouth then"

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EVERYONE LAUGH THAT JOKE WAS CREATIVE HUMOROUS AND BRILLIANT IN SO MANY WAYS

[craigpd]

That one could also work for two English men.

[Oink_mR]

i have a good joke.

eli.

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[stryker123abc]

So this guy is very rich, and it is his sons 15th birthday. He expects him to ask for, you know a laptop or something, but he just asks for a pink ping pong ball. The father thinks this is odd, but does it anyway. The next day, the ping pong ball is gone.

On the sons 16th birthday, the son asks for a 10 pack of pink ping pong balls. The father still finding this odd, but he does it anyway. The next day the pink ping pong balls are gone.

On the sons 17th birthday, the son asks for a truck full of pink ping pong balls. The father finds this strange, but does it anyway. The next day the ping pongs balls are gone.

On the sons 18th birthday, he asks for a warehouse full of pink ping pong balls. The father does still finding the extremely odd does it anyway. The next day the warehouse is empty.

On the sons 19th birthday he asks for a boat load of pink ping pong balls, the father does it even though he finds it strange. The next day the boat is empty.

The next year the son gets into a terrible car accident. The father goes up to him and asks if there is anything he can do for him. The son asks for a pink ping pong ball, the dad agrees only if the son tells him what he has been doing this whole time, the son agrees.

The next day, the father comes back with the pink ping pong ball, and says "I've held up my end of the bargain, tell me" The son nods, then he says "I...I...I..." then he dies.

[Eli]

i have a good joke.

eli.

xDDDDDDDDDDD lel

[Xxhog622]

Is it a bad thing that i have the exact same computer in the picture thate bman posted?

What did one lawyer say to the other?
WE'RE BOTH LAWYERS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock "Who's There?" The chicken.

[stryker123abc]

A horse walked into a bar, the bat tender said "WHY THE LONG FACE"? The horse said "my wife was killed by her cancer".

[bmanrules]

A horse walks into a bar. Everyone slowly begins to leave as they realise the increasing danger of the situation.

[Eli]

Women's rights.

[stryker123abc]

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

6 had never been the same since 'nam, everytime he looked at 7 it reminded him of the boys and the fun they used to have together. They were dead now, but he knew that, jsut forgot sometimes. 7 also reminded him of charlie hold a knife to his throught, you could never get those bastards.

Also 7 had a hook for a hand which was kind of scary.