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Detachable Problem - mIKe - 01-25-2010
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards Mark's place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ****, I like having a detachable penis.
Detachable Problem - .Lb - 01-25-2010
lol
Detachable Problem - Flatcher - 01-25-2010
I can't believe I actually read all that, good story.
Detachable Problem - Piluso - 01-25-2010
Yeah, I also sometimes go to Kiev when I'm depressed. Helps me learn my Ukrainian, too!
Detachable Problem - Diggity_Dan - 01-25-2010
ಠ_ಠ
Detachable Problem - Tai Huu - 01-25-2010
Can I borrow it?
Detachable Problem - Towelie - 01-25-2010
Tai Huu Wrote:Can I borrow it?
you would want to borrow it huh
Detachable Problem - Tai Huu - 01-25-2010
Phanny won't stop trying to go for me.
Using the thing for bait.
Detachable Problem - Towelie - 01-25-2010
Tai Huu Wrote:Phanny won't stop trying to go for me.
Using the thing for bait.
why you guys gotta hate on phantom, yeah hes a dork but uh you should stop. for a min
Detachable Problem - Tai Huu - 01-25-2010
Hey man you asked.
This pointless accomplish meter needs to fill to achieve Limit Break.