Would you rather?

Inspired by some youtubers, I've decided to make an in-forum game, the rules are simple, I pose a question, and the person below me answers to which they will then pose a question, and so on and so forth. Topics can be anything, as long as they include the clan, a member or any such thing to do with us. The person who posed the question before the current question cannot participate in the current question.

Would you rather: eat Bman's left foot or eat Dman's right foot. Either as prepared by chef mik.

I would rather eat dmanrules's right foot.

Would you rather read a book (to completion) of my choice, or play a video game (also to completion) of my choice?

Book. You'd probably make us play a game with no ending.

Would you rather watch every video ssixx has put in the Random Video thread, or watch ssixx?

Watch ssixx, who wouldn't (gone wrong, gone sexual, dick stuck in toaster)

Would you rather live with star, axe and a circus bear for a year or pascal, Lb and a circus monkey for a year?

Pascal, Lb, and dat monkey. Think of the shenanigans.

Would you rather put avocado on a stick and chase miK wit it, or slip some in his food only to tell him midway or after?