A serious and very rewarding competition

[Starfighterjesus]

How long can the story be? Has anyone started actually writing some or is this thread just a joke.

[southwarrior]

So does this story have to stay within any boundaries or can you go all out?

All out is better out

Whoa now Oink.

Okay heres my story

Once upon a time Oink got arrested for indecent exposure, now he has to register as a sex offender.
The End.

[Blargh_14]

There once was a man named Albatross.

Throughout his life he heard from people left and right tell jokes on him.

He then attended a bird watching meeting with an arsenal of bird puns.

There were no survivors of the murder-suicide.

The end.

(More of a plot than a story because I wanted people filling in their own thoughts of what happened in between.)

[Axehacker32]

It was a dark and stormy night when Daniel was riding his new bike home since public buses were done for the day. Lightning suddenly struck his bike and as he was falling, a brief flash illuminated something. A tall man that seemed to be a mannequin wearing a black suit. Daniel's vision blurred for a moment, then the thing was gone. He got back on his semi-ruined bike and began inspecting it to see if he could still ride it, but he couldn't keep his mind off what he had seen. Both tires on his bike were popped and the gear system didn't seem to be working. Throwing the bike in the bushes with rage and fear, he began walking. He kept seeing strange things every time the lightning flashed, the people drenched in blood or sometimes just a limb. Whenever he got close it all disappeared, but he knew something was wrong about this storm. Suddenly the lightning struck him, and he was knocked unconscious. When he woke up he was in a forest of tall pine and oak trees. A flashlight with a few batteries inside were next to him, along with a note. It read,"Don't look or it takes you", with sloppily drawn images of that monster he had seen before getting struck. He laid back down and closed his eyes hoping it was all a dream. Suddenly his vision began to blurr again, and felt something picking him up. As he passed out, he saw that the monster was carrying him and promptly passed out. Next morning he was found torn into parts and speared on sharpened branches, his blood dripping down into the soil.

Alternate ending: He laid back down and closed his eyes. He didn't even realize when he picked up the flashlight and began walking around. Whatever was controlling him found 7 more notes, and then he regained conciousness. His vision immediately blurred again, and a loud noise broke his ear drums. Suddenly everything went black, and the player closed the game labeled "Slender".

[Piluso]

[Oink_mR]

Whoa now Oink.

Okay heres my story

Once upon a time Oink got arrested for indecent exposure, now he has to register as a sex offender.
The End.

:S

[southwarrior]

Whoa now Oink.

Okay heres my story

Once upon a time Oink got arrested for indecent exposure, now he has to register as a sex offender.
The End.

:S

I thought it was a good story. But hey you're the one that wants it to be all out lol :-p

[Odin Online]

Allright heres the criteria that nobody is following: It has to be a paragraph or longer. It can be anything. So far axe is the only one who has met this criteria.

Plus, this shirt is really cool. You would DIE for it.

[EvilLink]

Well once there was a boy named Billy. Billy was a sad, misfit, 12 year-old kid. He was hated in school, kids bullied him, and no one talked to him. Billy joined Microphone's Forgiveness after he had been playing on their Craftmine servers for a couple months. He made many friends in the Microphone's Forgiveness community. He wished he could have friends like this in his school too.
The next day when he went to school, he reached out to kids. Most kids rejected him, but one kid wanted to be his friend, Bob. Bob was a kid much like Billy, and they both play Craftmine. Billy and Bob became best friends forever. But now the bullies would pick on both of them.
Friday night Billy said, "We should have a gang to protect us." Bob agreed with this and they hired a gang to protect them

In school on Monday day, the gang protected them from the bullies and the bullies stopped their taunts and teases.
So later that night, the gang they hired showed up at Bob's house, while the two friends were playing Craftmine, and beat them while taking their money, fine china, porcelain, and jewelry.

Then after they were mugged, Bob said, "I knew that was a bad idea. All my fine china is gone! My mom's insurance doesn't cover that!" Upset and Billy's horrible idea, he kicked him out of his house.
He walked home and thought about his poor actions. He knew he shouldn't have hired the gang, they couldn't have been trusted.
In the morning, he called Bob and told him he was sorry for hiring the gang, even though it was cool while it lasted. The two boys made up and went back to play Craftmine on Microphone's Forgiveness, and skipped school for that day.
So the moral of this story that everyone should have picked up on, DONT LEAVE YOUR FINE CHINA SITTING OUT FOR GANGS TO STEAL.
?The End?