WORLD CUP :D

This thread deserves much more attention and I'm going to give my disposition towards the World Cup despite very few people caring. People overrate South American teams;

The Argentinians have a poor defense and their manager is a cheating little fat man who doesn't know the first thing about actually managing a team. Their tactics of whacking the ball to Messi isn't going to work because sooner or later some massive dark man like Yaya Toure is going to break his legs.

Brazil used to have some of the best players in the world but half of them including Adriano and Hulk haven't been selected for the squad. Despite Ronaldinho thinking he's god's gift - even though he's overweight and quite frankly, **** - he still should've made the squad. Robinho is getting way too much attention seen as he is a skinny little jungle bunny who doesn't know anything better than running 300mph towards the goal and blasting it atleast 17 yards wide.

Germany have been the best team so far followed by the Netherlands. Spain have the best players but have never made it past fourth place and I can't see them playing as a team. France played disgusting and I'm questioning whether their team is actually French or whether they just have slave camps where the blackest, tankest men are selected and forced to play football 24 hours a day seen as their team consists of just that; black, tank men.

Quite frankly I've gave up on England anyway as it is a muslim ridden country where saria law is in play and white Christians are born and raised in fear. I find that hilariously ironic as their next game is against Algeria. I'm partly Portuguese but feel their team is full of cheating bastards and they don't deserve anything higher than castration. Same goes for Italy.

As such I'm going back to my roots and supporting Ivory Coast, Nigeria, South Africa, Ghana, Cameroon.

Well, I am getting this from people that I work with that live in these countries. Where I work I have met people from all over the world...The Argentinians went to go watch the Spurs VS Nuggets and they draped flags over themselves. They are passionate about their country. I still think I am going to root for Iceland(yes I know they are not in it). I just wanna see more exciting games.

N Korea got their asses handed to them, too bad Brazil is going to be bombed now

The moment you way World Cup, this is all that comes to mind.

I was suprised North Korea was even allowed to participate.

also nice to see you Kelly, I notice you've been working hard on your racism, it's really coming along :P

PS: **** vuvuzlea annoying bullshitz

So, how about that Switz v Spain game? I only got to see the first half of it, though.

So here's what I noticed. It took Spain about 7 minutes of pussyfootin' the ball around on the Swiss side of the field to finally get behind the defense with the ball, at which point Swiss took control of it and in no more than 20 seconds had the ball back at Spains doorstep. This went on about 4 times until both teams started beatin' the **** out of eachother, pulling them down, kicking **** in their foreheads, tripping them, etc...

http://vuvuzela.ytmnd.com/

Portugal is so weak this year... It's the first time our coach actually coaches a team (for real <.<)

N Korea got their asses handed to them, too bad Brazil is going to be bombed now

Nah North Korea fought valiantly but yeah, I doubt Kim Jong-Il will let that team live. It'll be that Iraq thing all over again, Uday Hussein tortured and shaved the heads of the Iraqi team which failed to qualify. Kim Jong-Il has already promised he's not broadcasting the game unless North Korea win. Wouldn't suprise me if over there it was reported North Korea won 8-0 and infact went on to win the World Cup but mysteriously died when the returning plane crashed. I read an article saying that the real fans weren't actually allowed to leave the country so they hired 30 or so Chinese actors to play the part of the Korean fans.

Them Vuvuzelas, I swear down. Every game I watch it feels like I have ear cancer, you try watching a game in dolby digital surround sound and the horns really do get on your ****. I'm demanding all the money which England gave the Africans through foreign aid, it was meant to buy their dinners not an annoying **** trumpet.

On a side note why is your profile picture Justin Bieber, Flatcher? The moment I saw that goon pop up on GMTV I actually wanted to sever one of his main arteries but I will admit I laughed because you do remind me of him somewhat. You're just one of them annoying people of whom I would want to cuddle them :3 and eventually rape.