mIKe's ReVeNGe Writer's Consortium

Soz I'm an Ork
Big tough an green
I smash dem runts
an tear out dere spleen

I can do anyfing
cause I iz da boss
smash em in da face
and kick em in da ****

All dem tiny runts
got a hate fa me
but I just run at em
and dey all flee

da rythm to dis song
be hard ta get
cause I got no trainin
on anyfing like dat

you lot may think
that I aint dat tough
but to you I gotta say
wut really rhyms with tough

Soz I can sit 'ere
all nice an green
and you can be whimpy
heard and neva seen

Cause my trukk iz fast
an painted red
louda den a plane
I'll drive ova ya head

So to all ya cowards
hidin in ya beds
rememba dat I'm 'ere
ta fill ya gut wiv led

I hope dis gets
da thread on track
but it might not
still I tried to get it back

To all ya who hate
my horrible text
ya can suck it
WAAAGH!