Unsolved Queries:The 12 Cake Conspiracy

The Twelve Cake Conspiracy:
One Man's Effort To Control Using Fear

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Hello, this is LordLladar coming at you today with another [mR] Unsolved Queries. Earlier this year the mIKe's ReVeNGe clan was shaken by it's foundation as a result of a terrifying, catastrophic, event. The even will forever be known as "Twelve Motherfuckin' Cakes."

The location: [mR] Minecraft Private SMP. Our story begins with a ruthless tyrannosaurus known as Doctor Who. Doc has been known for his "secret" Genius bases being rigged with tons of deadly traps and being the suspect for theft and murder of our good citizens. Because of his maniacal, tyrannic communistic Dictatorship, nature, he was accused of stealing twelve cakes from one who is called MadMan.

MadMan, a pastry chef by trade, looked in his chest one day to discover his cakes had disappeared. Immediately everyone assumed the Doc had gotten a little hungry and stole them. This turned into a controversy that has yet to be solved. What happened the cakes? Where did they go? Who took them? Unfortunately, Unsolved Queries has yet to figure this out... (to be continued?)

-=UPDATE=-

Unsolved Queries has received an anonymous tip that has brought up more questions than answers. Our anonymous caller has brought certain facts to light that hasn't been investigated.

FACT:
*There was never record of 12 cakes ever being stolen.
*MadMan was never a pastry chef!
*Doctor Who, nor anyone else, was around during the time of theft in question.
*The cakes, Are infact, a Lie.

Is it possible that the whole thing was a hoax? Why would it be? Unsolved Queries may have the answers. MadMan, an administrator of the servers, was lacking in power and respect. Because of his trolling nature and his "Mad" demeanor, we have to reason to believe this was a scam from the beginning to gain access to the minecraft servers.

Though all of this is speculation, it's entirly possible that the REAL dinosaur isn't Doctor Who at all... but rather a really really, Mad man.

QUERIE UNSOLVED

This is just an [mR] spoof. ENJOY