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03-27-2013, 04:42 PM
A duck walked into a 711 and asked for chapstick and said "put it on my bill". The cashier was foreign and didn't speak english, but knew ducks shouldn't talk. Thinking it was punishment from his god he got on his knees and started praying. The duck, slightly baffed, walked out wondering why he needed chapstick in the first place, he doesn't have lips.
