ban appeal

[Videowarrior]

I know this doesn't completely pertain to the subject (And to be honest the forums are flat-out dead)

But Michael.. How do you unban someone? Physically? Do you just re-hit them with the hammer or
do they do some weird reverse-time slowmo thing where they slowly get unsmashed as their teeth
fly back into their head? Are you like some kind of ban-style necromancer with the arcane powers of
bringing people back from the brink? DOES IT HURT? EVERY TIME? WHY CAN'T I FEEL THE INSIDE OF
MY EARS? IS CAPS APPROPRIATE TO GET UNBENT? I DO SAY GOOD SIR I BELIEVE I'VE FALLEN INTO
QUITE THE QUANDARY, MY ME QUANDARY! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE WORD QUARRY OR
QUARTERLY WHICH HAVE VERY DIFFERENT MEANINGS. I WANT TO USE YOUR HAMMER TO DRIVE MY
NAILS DEEP INTO THE WOOD FRAME OF MY MOIST DEN, AS THE MOISTURE HAS DONE QUITE A NUMBER
ON THE STRUCTURAL FOUNDATION OF MY DENSELY FORESTED AND HAIRY MUD HUT. I OFTEN FIND
MYSELF FIST DEEP IN SMELLY PALES OF CLAMS WHICH NEED TO BE SHUCKED AND SLURPED, I BET
THE PUSSY LOVES IT. MY PUSSY ALWAYS LIKES CLAMS, I FEED MY CUTE LITTLE PUSSY THEM ALL
THE TIME BUT HE ALWAYS MAKES HIS LITTER BOX SMELLY SO I HAVE NEEDED TO CUT BACK ON
STUFFING MY PUSSY WITH CLAMS.