1.8 and Legit

"It seems that reports of my... survival, have been greatly exaggerated."
"This isn't possible..."
"Oh? i assure you, it is."
"How..."
"Not how, why. You were never meant to come here."

"We have our orders, we settle the area and radio in command from outside the dragon orgy, they send in the players, and we go home."

"...What happened here was out of my control."
"Was it? none of this would have happened if you'd just stopped, but on you marched, and for what?"
"We tried to save you!"
"You're no savior, your talents lie elsewhere."

"This is your fault!"
"Stop right there EvilLink!"
"He wouldn't listen!"
"We didn't have a choice!"
"He turned us, into fucking pyromaniacs!"
"This isn't my fault..."
"It takes a strong man to deny the truth that's right in-front of him, and if the truth is undeniable. You create your own."
"The truth is, that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not. A Princess. I'm here because you can't accept what you've done."

"Whats going on Pascal?"

"Its Clamington, he did it, all of it."
"You needed someone to blame, so you cast it on me, a dead man."
"I know the truth is hard to hear pascal, but its time, and we cant live this lie forever."

*Transmission* This is... Pascal123... mIKe's ReVeNGe Member... Colonization of new Canada ended in... complete failure... death toll... one mansion... *Gunshot* *mIKe's Philly Cheese Spills over* *Radio Shortcircuits*

"Do you feel like a princess yet?"

R.I.P New Canada. Let's try again sometime though.