Ideas Please!

[Starkiller666]

so, from what i see from day one, Bman is fast becoming favorite! I'll also need a judge for the week leading up to christmas, but if you are judge you may not put any ideas in (AWW) but have no fear, the judge shall get a random gift, probably might be a good game! apply in PM, no application format required, but you do have to answer this one question:

If Axefapper and Fapscal had a love child who/what would it be? (can be a thing, person, animal etc.)