Real Men of mR Genius

Because I'm a huge fan of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius commercials, I'd like to start up our own Real Men of mR Genius. Be creative and don't copy pasta!

mR Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius!)

Today we salute you Mr. Random Asian Speaking Guy
(Mr. Random Asian Speaking Guy!)

Who the **** is that noob in our teamspeak? Oh herro, It's the Asian guy.
(I speak **** you don't even understand!)

Where did you come from? How did you find us? And is that Asian accent even real?
(Wouldn't you like to know!)

Every word you say is a mouthfull of hilarity.
(I make you LOL hard!)

So crack open an ice, cold, mR light you master of linguists. Because thanks to you, mIKe feels important again. This ones to you Mr. Random Asian Speaking Guy.
(Mr. Random Asian Speaking Guy!)