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The bad joke forum!

Started by stryker123abc, 03-24-2013, 04:42 PM47 replies56,996 viewsThreaded Mode
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bmanrules finish each other's sandwiches Offline 03-27-2013, 04:28 PM #31
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Numbers aren't sentient and are thus incapable of fear.
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stryker123abc Regular Offline 03-27-2013, 04:42 PM #32
A duck walked into a 711 and asked for chapstick and said "put it on my bill". The cashier was foreign and didn't speak english, but knew ducks shouldn't talk. Thinking it was punishment from his god he got on his knees and started praying. The duck, slightly baffed, walked out wondering why he needed chapstick in the first place, he doesn't have lips.
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bmanrules finish each other's sandwiches Offline 03-27-2013, 05:35 PM #33
We're getting these from the same website, because that joke comes right after mine :P
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Eli King Racist Extraordinaire XVIII Offline 03-27-2013, 05:46 PM #35
Religion
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bmanrules finish each other's sandwiches Offline 03-27-2013, 06:16 PM #36
The WarZ
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Xxhog622 Junior Member Offline 03-27-2013, 06:35 PM #37
What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

Being anal raped by a Scorpion.
Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She was hit by a refrigerator.
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craigpd The Welsh one. Offline 03-27-2013, 06:36 PM #38
@Bmanrules
@stryker123abc

You're both bad jokes. not even able to come up with your own terrible joke..I mean really..I think it may be time to turn bad, off.
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Xxhog622 Junior Member Offline 03-27-2013, 06:36 PM #39
Why did the boy cry?

A clown killed his family with a Banana.
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stryker123abc Regular Offline 03-27-2013, 07:26 PM #40
Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.
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