Anti-School block challenge

Hello there, mR community. I come today with a challenge in the form of help.
I am putting out the challenge to bypass fortiguard, a website blocking system. The prize? A TF2 hat. Be it my Texas ten Gallon, Ellis Cap, CameraBeard or another if I find it.
It blocks proxies. It blocks download sites. It blocks content from these forums.

I'm just going to save you some trouble and say that it can't be done. I'm assuming this because of these reasons:

I am assuming that the student accounts don't have access to administrative privileges that would allow you to install software on the computers. This keeps you from being able to install tunneling software that can bypass anything with the correct configuring. The only logical way is if you managed to sign into a computer with an account with administrative privileges and go about it there... but I'll just save you the trouble yet again and just say that you're better off just being happy with the internet the school supplies you. It's not worth risking getting in serious trouble with the school about. I know we want to say that schools are stupid when it comes to security and such... but i'd have to say everyone is about dead wrong. Schools I've seen are very secure and nearly impossible to "hack" your way through without gaining some knowledge regarding passwords to administrative accounts. Remember... EVERYTHING is logged from the files you delete on the desktop to the images you manage to see on the internet. Don't even try it.

^ What he said.

If you want to see this forum while at school .. get smart phone.
Their blocking software won't stop a cell phone from going to sites.
If you can't have a cell phone at school, then I guess you lose. (the game)

did you actually try www.ninjacloak.com or www.ninjaproxy.com ? (same site, alt web addresses) it's pretty good, I use it for getting around country filters and such and some peoples work/schools don't block it.

But yeah, unless you can find other soft solutions like that one, you probably wont be able to. I suppose you could try booting a live linux OS from a flash drive or something, if you really know what you're doing and you're sure you wont get caught or get into trouble. personally I would not bother.

Yes, I've tried Michael. Blocked.
Also, Lladar I can still run applications from a thumbdrive.

Tor. Simple proxy, put it on a thumb drive, extract the web client. Run. Enjoy internets.

http://www.torproject.org/

have you also tried putting https:// rather then http?

Tor should work, without a doubt so long you can use thumbdrives.

1. Learn Microsoft Visual Basic
2. Bypass administration requirements
3. ???
4. Profit!

Yes I've tried https. no progress.
I'll try the thumbdrive proxy

You're moving into more dangerous territory with that remember, if you get caught expect them to scream about you putting virusez or haxoring.