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The bad joke forum!

Started by stryker123abc, 03-24-2013, 04:42 PM47 replies56,996 viewsThreaded Mode
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stryker123abc Regular Offline 03-24-2013, 04:42 PM #1
Post them here! As many as you want!
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Oink_mR Forum Member Offline 03-24-2013, 05:10 PM #2
no
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dmanrules I think it's crazy, when we Offline 03-24-2013, 05:28 PM #3
Le Crappy jokes:
#1. I used to hate facial hair. But then it grew on me.
#2. Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
#3. How do you organize a party in space? You planet
I'll be here all week Smile
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mIKe Funder of [mR]Lv.2 Offline 03-24-2013, 05:29 PM #4
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.
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craigpd The Welsh one. Offline 03-24-2013, 05:59 PM #5
This thread used to be under control. But then an arrow to the knee joke was posted.
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stryker123abc Regular Offline 03-24-2013, 07:36 PM #6
What did one plate say to the other?

Food's on me tonight.
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Oink_mR Forum Member Offline 03-24-2013, 08:26 PM #7
Do you want a funny chemistry joke?
Sorry, all the good ones argon.
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stryker123abc Regular Offline 03-24-2013, 10:13 PM #8
How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
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Starkiller666 The Existence Offline 03-24-2013, 10:41 PM #9
what sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

a nervous wreck.
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bmanrules finish each other's sandwiches Offline 03-25-2013, 08:40 AM #10
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