The bad joke forum!

[bmanrules]

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Numbers aren't sentient and are thus incapable of fear.

[stryker123abc]

A duck walked into a 711 and asked for chapstick and said "put it on my bill". The cashier was foreign and didn't speak english, but knew ducks shouldn't talk. Thinking it was punishment from his god he got on his knees and started praying. The duck, slightly baffed, walked out wondering why he needed chapstick in the first place, he doesn't have lips.

[bmanrules]

We're getting these from the same website, because that joke comes right after mine :P

[stryker123abc]

lol antijoke website?

[Eli]

Religion

[bmanrules]

The WarZ

[Xxhog622]

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

Being anal raped by a Scorpion.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?

She was hit by a refrigerator.

[craigpd]

@Bmanrules
@stryker123abc

You're both bad jokes. not even able to come up with your own terrible joke..I mean really..I think it may be time to turn bad, off.

[Xxhog622]

Why did the boy cry?

A clown killed his family with a Banana.

[stryker123abc]

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.