mIKe's Personal Nightmare

So I've somehow developed a lazy eye, and it's getting worse. Started a few days ago, and today alone it's gone from barely noticeable to what the **** am I looking at?

I'm never going out in public again.

your sexiness cancels it out.

ROFL, that's tough, maybe you should wear an eyepatch for the rest of your life and say you came face to face in a fatal brawl between a unicorn. Something I'd do.

did you ever get in a fight? fall down stairs recently? had a govetment bug planted in your brain? any of these could change the shape of your skull.
<.<
>.>

your sexiness cancels it out.

I love you....

I love you....

=O face

hugs

Well mIKe, If you want my advice I would use this marvelous adaptation to your advantage.. Think about it, you can now spy on people who are somewhere other than you are looking and if they notice and give you attitude you can just call them lazy-eye racists... IDK i kinda lost my train of though.

Itz k 2 feel ol'

Wear an eye patch and say you lost it in the war.
x10 more attractive.

Srsly, see a doctor. These things are treatable in the early stages.