CLAN NIGHT: LIVE FROM HOLLYWOOD!

[Odin Online]

I think we need to have another clan night. But this time IN SPACE... 

Since we have recently acquired a top-of-the-line Space Station Thirteen server, I recommend we play numerous rounds as a community. The game is always more fun with many people and as such I propose that as an association we all agree to convene upon our SS13 server at a yet-to-be-determined time. If you have played the game you know how much fun it can be (if done correctly). If not, it is lots of fun once you learn how to play.

This thread has been created to generate public interest and allow community members to suggest when this event should take place. I suggest we start around Five PM Eastern Standard Time on a Saturday (I think that is around 10:00 GMT) as that would allow a majority of the community to be on at one time.

If we agree to go forward with this, information about how to connect to the server shall be posted here as well as in the shout box.

What say you?

[Pascal123]

As long as i get to inevitably robust axe.

[Axehacker32]

Please don't throw more hatchets at me.

I'll be there

[holypengin]

im happy with doing this but if we do veteran players will have to teach others how to do stuff unless we want another vending machine disaster of 2033

[Odin Online]

im happy with doing this but if we do veteran players will have to teach others how to do stuff unless we want another vending machine disaster of 2033

That vending machine disaster was because we had no admins. But yeah, we will need to supply new players with resources to get started as well as aide them in their learning. 


This post is dedicated to the victims of the Vending Machine Massacre of 2033.

[Pascal123]

I could teach people how to robust silently and efficiently and create ghetto weapons, if that counts?

But yeah i could help some people learn a bit about their roles and what to do in the case that the station's vending machines develop spontaneous sentience and begin pelting nearby assistant's with a lethal dose of calories while shouting "Yo Momma" jokes.

[Starkiller666]

Or you could kill them, clone them, kill them again, clone once more, tie to a hospital bed whilst forcefeeding them vodka and scotch then trying to turn them into monkeys.

[Odin Online]

Or you could kill them, clone them, kill them again, clone once more, tie to a hospital bed whilst forcefeeding them vodka and scotch then trying to turn them into monkeys.

I see your family takes the aggressive approach to learning.

[Starkiller666]

Oh that Wasn't me, just an experience I had with pascal.

[Pascal123]

Oh that Wasn't me, just an experience I had with pascal.

Hey man, don't blame me, i'm known to be a sadistic bastard with my RP's.

Seriously, that ain't even nothing, also, that was mostly not even me, i just set Axe on fire.

as a Traitor i would find myself a secluded place to create a torture room, usually involving chairs, rollers, surgical tools, the chefs knife, an assortment of maintenance tools, and of course, medical kits, i'd steal the body-bag box if possible. (The maintenance is the most useful for this, very few people actually do go in there, but just for safety, hidden doors.)
I would act as though i'm some sort of NanoTrasen contracted Torturer/Agent, sent to capture and interrogate suspected "Traitors" for information.
I would ask them questions they couldn't possibly really answer, if i felt the answer wasn't good enough, well, you know the deal, lots of bruises, maybe a sawed off limb, on a good day, a little bit of Russian Roulette. depends on what "Mood" I'm in, if they are particularly talkative i would even turn the speakers on, without him/her knowing, so they could hear that shit, without him knowing he could inform them of his wereabouts.

Anyways, once me and this dude who formed a band wanted some spess drugs, and the CMO tried to beat us up for it, i took her Handheld crew monitor, Baton, CMO outfit, and ran off, later they created a shitload of E-DE's and Beepsky's to find me, I broke into the armory and lasered a security locker, took a Security hud, killed the HoS, unwanted myself, ran to medbay, set everyone in medbay to wanted, After some time the captain and HoS came to investigate what all the screaming was about and was like "WTF THE ROBOTS ARE ROGUE", i managed to run off into maintenance with the CMO, the rest is painful ligger racism, thats what you get for being a little bitch, CMO, i only wanted drugs.