my computer is fucked, no more minecraft?

So for the third time in 2 weeks, and a hard drive later, my computer crashed. I am **** tired of reformatting it every saturday. So, without further ado, i am getting a new computer. Even though i ak gonna buy it, it will be a debate with my parents (srsly idk why its my money) so no minecraft for me until further notice. It will only be a week or less so no major down time. My (late) computer was ten yrs old so it was time anywayn see you on the treshhold of modern technology.

Whelp, that sounds like the sorry **** PC I saw in my grandma aunts apartment today... You know how much the hard drive's capacity was? 56GB. Holy ****. And this thing was so slow you might as well research in a library rather than google things.

What's that? Your computer was screwing up every week?
Guess it's time to go back to training wheels.

i'm gonna kill myself if DaKakeIsALie is offline for an entire week.

Lol do i know you?

What's that? Your computer was screwing up every week?
Guess it's time to go back to training wheels.

That's a macintosh! It doesn't train you! It brainwashes into thinking Macs are good computers!! :0

Amateurs..

My father actually used that in university. The only input was punch cards.

What's that? Your computer was screwing up every week?
Guess it's time to go back to training wheels.

LO **** L

GOODBYE TILL YOU GET YOUR NEW PC DAKAKE!